After Pics

Well the after pics are in, the Rangers are out, and your pictures are up.  Some of you chose to be honest, hard working Americans and picture yourself and some of you decided to choose more interesting, artistic ways to show your support.  As promised, all are accepted and none are discriminated against.

Should you want to compare the “After” pictures with the “Before” pictures you can view those here.

Sally has not submitted her “After” picture yet so expect an update in the future when she pulls her head out of her ass and has more than 3 minutes to send one over.

Best of luck to all the participants!  Hope none of you developed beard tan lines.

Eüro Crying for CCCP

Eüro Crying for CCCP.

Until Sally sends in a real after pic, this will represent her.

Until Sally sends in a real after pic, this will represent her.

Vote for WICKY or be horrified of the consequences.  He's in one of those weirdo Libertarian Militias.

Vote for WICKY or be horrified of the consequences. I think he’s in one of those weirdo midwest Libertarian underground Militias.

@hockeyandthefam  getting ready for a crucial, must win Game 4.

@hockeyandthefam getting ready for a crucial, must win Game 4.

Papa Bear is a Wizard when it comes to growing beards.  Not wizard enough to make the Rangers win.  Still Grey Beard if you ask me.

Papa Bear is a Wizard when it comes to growing beards. Not wizard enough to make the Rangers win. Still level “Grey” if you ask me.

Doodie showing what is, in 48 states, too much skin.

Doodie showing what is, or should be, illegal in 48 states, not enough skin.

I showed Nasty's before pic to some girls in my office and they screeched in delight.  Imagine if they saw him this manly...

I showed Nasty’s before pic to some girls in my office and they screeched in delight.  Imagine if they saw him this #manly…

Latona looking more deranged, and less sexy, than his "before" picture.

Latona looking more deranged, and less sexy, than his “before” picture.

CCCP's Nephew Paul looking oh so Children of the Corn / ICP. Ladies love a bad boy! Go get 'em Tiger!

CCCP’s Nephew Paul looking oh so Children of the Corn / Juggalo. Ladies love a bad boy! Go get ‘em Tiger!

Gravy never disappoints with the ugliest, grossest pictures possible.  I will never eat Gravy again.

Gravy never disappoints with the ugliest, grossest pictures possible. I will never eat Gravy again.

Fortunately self-barred from contention. Manny cannot win, but he can impress.  Suck it Nasty.

Fortunately for everyone else, self-barred from contention Manny cannot win, but he can impress. Suck it Nasty. #manly

Some people have drinking problems.  Ilb has eating problems.

Some people have drinking problems. Ilb has eating problems.

Layoff (Payoff) Brad (LW3H)

Layoff (Payoff) Brad – (LW3H)

Simple no one Vibes like NYR_FAN.  Even in his mug shots.

Simple no one Vibes like NYR_FAN. Even in his mug shots.

Sadly Fun Dad shaved in anger before taking a picture.  Sounds more like Anger Issues Dad.

Sadly, “Fun Dad” shaved in anger before taking a picture.  Sounds more like “Anger Issues Dad.”

Sioux doesn't just love the Fighting Sioux and the Rangers.  He also loves the U-S-of-A

Sioux doesn’t just love the Fighting Sioux and the Rangers. He also loves his family and the U-S-of-A

This actually is Carp, the Blogfather.  I confirmed it by watching Dazed and Confused over and over again.

This actually is Carp a/k/a the Blogfather. I confirmed it by watching Dazed and Confused over and over and over (I think) again.

In a few weeks voting will be put together on Rangers Report and people will be able to vote for their favorite beard contestant, usually themselves.  Encourage your friends to vote.  I can assure everyone that there will be at least a few prizes being given out and those prizes will be as awesome as I can afford.

12 thoughts on “After Pics

    • So now that you revealed the special trophy (a rusty razor) I will have to go back to the drawing board….

    • You’re not *THE* worst. Just one of them. Just teasing, Sally. You still have a chance to win even with that picture.

    • That will happen for the voting, Ilb. Sorry I was so lazy on this round. They are posted in the exact same order though, which should make it easy to refer.

      I am waiting until the Stanley Cup is awarded for the voting. I don’t want to detract from the NHL. That’s Gary Bettman’s job.

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