The Official BEFORE pictures [updated]

Many of you have submitted exceptional before photos. Some of you have submitted borderline offensive before photos. Some of you have submitted nothing at all.  I’m not surprised.  Hopefully this years contest will be better than last years contest in that the NEW YORK RANGERS will play for a long enough time for those face follicles to reach your toes.

Meet the contestants:

BuckarooClub

BuckarooClub hates Sidney Crosby and so do you (probably)!!!

JamesG has already sewn up the awards for "Prettiest" and "Most Artistic". Good luck topping this amateurs.

JamesG has already sewn up the awards for “Prettiest” and “Most Artistic”.  Good luck topping this amateurs.

Vicky

Wicky is a man clearly attempting to compensate for something…

This is a picture that Booby thought was acceptable to enter into the contest.

This is a picture that Booby thought was acceptable to enter into the contest.

Last season's winner of the "Most Disgusting" award is back and seems to be competing in the regular bracket.

Gravy, last season’s winner of the “Most Disgusting” award is back and seems to be competing in the regular bracket.

@blueshirtfan77

@blueshirtfan77 just kind of looks like Benoit Pouliot. I don’t think he’s really Benoit Pouliot. Right? He can’t be…

Atta boy, Tony! Refresh, Refresh, Refresh!!!

Atta boy, Tony! Refresh, Refresh, Refresh!!!

The one and only Doodie, a/k/a Patrick Bateman, will command a reservation at a great table at Dorsia should he win.

Doodie will definitely command a reservation at a great table at Dorsia should he win.

Capt. Ilb just gets cuter and cuter each year doesn't he?

Capt. Ilb just gets cuter and cuter each year doesn’t he?

Adam From Chicago, who apparently gets around, representing with NYR Pride in Tampa Bay.

Adam From Chicago, who apparently gets around (geographically speaking), representing with NYR Pride in Tampa Bay.

SeeeDubbb casually glancing into the camera in front of his impressive mallard collection.

SeeeDubbb casually glancing into the camera in front of his impressive mallard collection.

BickelsPickle looks a lot like someone I grew up admiring....

BickelsPickle looks a lot like someone I grew up admiring….

Latona may not have an avatar but he's definitely got spunk. Go Kermit Go.

Latona may not have an avatar but he’s definitely got spunk. Go Kermit Go.

Manny-O-War is not eligible for a win but he still wants you to know that PUNK IS NOT DEAD

Manny-O-War is not eligible for a win but he still wants you to know that PUNK IS NOT DEAD, at least not in Dubrovnik.

Blogmama went with a very rare full body shave before letting the beard grow.

Blogmama went with a very rare full body shave before letting the beard grow.

Rob not only lives in Boston but married a Philly from Philly.  He's really in a tough spot. At least the cat is on his side.

Rob not only lives in Boston but married a Philly from Philly. He’s really in a tough spot. At least the cat is on his side.

MisterD a/k/a The Doctor, has promised a picture but has been too busy saving lives to actually send one in.

MisterD a/k/a The Doctor, has promised a picture but has been too busy saving lives to actually send one in.

Sioux-Per-Man doesn't need the win. As you can see he already has millions of dollars in poker chips.

Sioux-Per-Man doesn’t need the win. As you can see he already has what I assume is millions of dollars in poker chips stacked up there.

Although possibly the youngest competitor ever, Doodie Jr. is hoping for a strong showing in his first playoff competition.

Although possibly the youngest competitor ever, Doodie Jr. is hoping for a strong showing in his first playoff competition.  Strong candidate for the Calder.

Nasty is a two-time, back-to-back Champ of this here contest. Can you tell?

Nasty is a two-time, back-to-back Champ of this here contest. Can you tell?

Carp. 'Nuff Said.

Carp.The man who makes it all possible.  ‘Nuff Said.

8 thoughts on “The Official BEFORE pictures [updated]

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