Hi. Remember me? How are you? I’m OK. The usual.
It’s been a while since we spoke. Last time, we here at The 5th Sometimes Annual, 2013-2014, Paul Mara Playoff Beard Contest were advising you on how to shave your beard off, in emotional defeat, without hurting your fragile and tear stained face. Well guess what boys and girls? It ain’t over.
The New York Rangers are about to enter ROUND 3 of the playoffs against the Boston Bruins or the Montreal Canadians a/k/a Les Habitants. Regardless of either opponent, your beard is going to need some pregame maintenance.
I recommend highly the products from Bath Sabbath over at Etsy. Handmade beard oils that smell delightful, keep your beard moisturized and help you avoid disgusting beard dandruff.
Stay strong and keep those face blankets manicured! It’s all about self respect.