Welcome to the Stanley Cup Final

Don't be upset if you don't look as good as Hank. Few do. Just ask your girlfriend/fiance/wife.

Don’t be upset if you don’t look as good as Hank. Few do. Just ask your girlfriend/fiance/wife.

It is important to think about the health risks of growing a beard. Perhaps you will break your jaw and require surgery. Mayhaps you will get a piece of soft cheese stuck in that duster that turns into mold overnight. The point is, you never know what could happen.  So make sure you’re keeping that beard clean and safe.

If your beard itches try using some beard oil to calm the frustration.

If your beard itches try using some beard oil to calm the frustration.

By this point the beard shouldn’t be itchy anymore. You should have already fought through the annoyance. You might have even noticed a little beard dandruff when you scratched at it. If you did, hopefully you read our post on Beard Oil and have solved the problem with a few affordable products.

If your attempt looks like this you might be better off supporting your team with a nice T-Shirt

If your attempt looks like this you might be better off supporting your team with a nice T-Shirt

Another point to think about is: when do I give up. I don’t mean to be harsh but some of you men and women are just unable to grow a thick face blanket like our hero Paul Mara.  If you look like Sidney Crosby there, it might be time to just call it a day.  There are many other ways to support your team. Try baking a nice cake and painting their logo on it with frosting.  Just a suggestion.

By this point you’ve likely made the decision to move on with your face blanket and you’re possibly attempting to shape that puppy or tame it somehow to keep your relatives and neighbors from reporting you to the authorities.

If you look like this it’s probably best to avoid children’s parties and other public places.

Regardless, happy growing and good luck. There are only 4-7 more games in the 2013-2014 season. Make ’em count!

This is the money round.

This is the money round.

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